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Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6533) - you deserved it (68410)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42345) - you deserved it (16829)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38265) - you deserved it (6962)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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