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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 38663
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>soodytheboi</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 4:15pm<b>kittikat8ball</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 8:28pm<b>28actress</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 9:09am<b>billcosby31</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 4:17pm<b>xxdreamloverxx</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 4:56am<b>Fergus52</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:04pm<b>WJM505</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:37pm<b>deathrise007</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:14pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:43am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 3:21pm<b>BlackRosey_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:49am<b>mjhca12</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:57pm<b>em_iweird</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 12:32am<b>PCKid11</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:15am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:55am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:43am<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:12am<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:16pm

Fucked!<b>billcosby31</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:17pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:43pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:36am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 3:32pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 3:09am<b>LORDLYPSO</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

by scaredofhedges / 01/07/2013 at 5:21am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

by areyoukiddingme / 01/07/2013 at 1:09am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

by Amathiel / 12/29/2012 at 10:23am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML

by nosleep / 12/29/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2012 at 10:14am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

by kidyounot / 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 9:53am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML

by bieberslayer / 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Geek

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

by mom / 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

by Dontwaketheneighbors / 12/06/2012 at 9:24am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

by FMyEx / 12/06/2012 at 6:50am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML

by whaleninjapoop / 12/06/2012 at 3:24am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous