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EvilPotato
  • Town/Country : Uranus, Hogwarts
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 12554
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


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Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

#15617500
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12375) - you deserved it (18347)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39937) - you deserved it (4109)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97953) - you deserved it (6727)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

#15604755
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (41478)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (7362)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

#15581921
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (3220)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8512) - you deserved it (65368)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

#15576285
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13776) - you deserved it (21417)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by nicky (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18707) - you deserved it (21117)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
695 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67725) - you deserved it (14663)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (44634)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

#14698327
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9021) - you deserved it (27618)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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