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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 31911
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:28am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:02am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:59pm<b>kaet</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:37am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:15am<b>LVtaytay</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:47pm<b>oceancandy24</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:42am<b>achoo123</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 9:44pm<b>jacqui_matznick</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:35am<b>niknakpattywak</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 10:36pm<b>SlimDanny</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 10:16am<b>QuaDECH</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:32am<b>seetei</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:57am<b>thedukutree123</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:26am<b>Nexa</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:03am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:36am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:45pm<b>dontlookman</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:24pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that an unmentioned side effect of my new medication is body zits. I now have zits on my neck, my ear, and inside my nose. FML

#15666194
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32117) - you deserved it (3075)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:31pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

#15661688
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36088) - you deserved it (3156)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50228) - you deserved it (5044)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32625) - you deserved it (5633)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (3250)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39126) - you deserved it (21272)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

#15635738
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10854) - you deserved it (39863)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

#15635738
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10854) - you deserved it (39863)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

#15635520
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (2723)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by BrisbaneCoop - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

#15632793
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35120) - you deserved it (3217)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:15am - love - by lonely (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31309) - you deserved it (6770)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

#15621262
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38150) - you deserved it (10135)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72954) - you deserved it (5897)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

#15617500
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16698) - you deserved it (26217)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42915) - you deserved it (4338)

On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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