About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.
My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.
My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes
My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (3444)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24700) - you deserved it (9017)
On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45848) - you deserved it (10355)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27995) - you deserved it (9130)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57605) - you deserved it (10129)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57605) - you deserved it (10129)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57605) - you deserved it (10129)
On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18319) - you deserved it (1719)
On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35213) - you deserved it (2150)
On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (79714) - you deserved it (3514)
On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (79714) - you deserved it (3514)
On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (5064)
On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33624) - you deserved it (8016)
On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)
Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML
I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (894)
On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26336) - you deserved it (2942)
On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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