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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 36765
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>deathrise007</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:14pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:43am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 3:21pm<b>BlackRosey_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:49am<b>mjhca12</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:57pm<b>em_iweird</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 12:32am<b>PCKid11</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:15am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:55am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:43am<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:12am<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:16pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 12:16pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:36am<b>Glassdragon192</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:51pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:41pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:50pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 8:51am<b>britbear0731</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:34pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:43pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:36am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 3:32pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 3:09am<b>LORDLYPSO</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

by sproket / 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

by blower / 04/11/2011 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

by anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

by Payte / 04/08/2011 at 1:31am / Love

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm / United States / Health

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

by Dave / 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

by kharrington / 04/07/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

by nerdsgetmehot / 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Health