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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 30771
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>QuaDECH</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:32am<b>seetei</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:57am<b>thedukutree123</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:26am<b>Nexa</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:03am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:36am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:45pm<b>dontlookman</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:24pm<b>constipation</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:41am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:51pm<b>Tezoma</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:23pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:50pm<b>thealex549</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 2:30pm<b>lostmongoose</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 7:38am<b>dictatorofpotato</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:12pm<b>adautumnfan</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:40pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 1:56am<b>MissApplePie</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 6:44am<b>farcryjohn</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:15pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

#15871718
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34238) - you deserved it (9627)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

#15786221
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9344) - you deserved it (34958)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13623) - you deserved it (22002)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

#15784474
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58725) - you deserved it (4167)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

#15779610
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15044) - you deserved it (28490)

On 04/14/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by wowimscrewed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

#15775724
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39212) - you deserved it (6763)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46726) - you deserved it (7048)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (5269)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML

#15766373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24377) - you deserved it (15618)

On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10266) - you deserved it (50981)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30265) - you deserved it (4507)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32018) - you deserved it (12474)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55673) - you deserved it (14032)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35064) - you deserved it (11557)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
784 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67114) - you deserved it (14113)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)



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