About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.
My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.
My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes
My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (7767)
On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28177) - you deserved it (2494)
On 04/23/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22849) - you deserved it (2018)
On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 1:08am - intimacy - by HotACE -
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
I agree, your life sucks (27525) - you deserved it (7490)
On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7127) - you deserved it (25193)
On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10592) - you deserved it (15512)
On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States
Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49709) - you deserved it (3131)
On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12314) - you deserved it (24235)
On 04/14/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by wowimscrewed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31680) - you deserved it (5115)
On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (37825) - you deserved it (5076)
On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (4074)
On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got attacked by my own dog. I don't know what will be harder, telling everyone how my dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17470) - you deserved it (11463)
On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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