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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 37163
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>Fergus52</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:04pm<b>WJM505</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 9:37pm<b>deathrise007</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 5:14pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:43am<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 3:21pm<b>BlackRosey_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:49am<b>mjhca12</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:57pm<b>em_iweird</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 12:32am<b>PCKid11</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 6:15am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:55am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:43am<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:12am<b>Fertil14</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:16pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 12:16pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:36am<b>Glassdragon192</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:51pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:41pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:50pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 4:43pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:36am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 3:32pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 3:09am<b>LORDLYPSO</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

by Anonymous / 05/12/2011 at 3:54am / Health

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

by Kyle / 05/10/2011 at 6:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

by beaverless / 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

by MathTeacher / 05/02/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

by Steve.mc / 05/01/2011 at 3:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

by :( / 04/27/2011 at 2:54am / Love

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML

by Sadman / 04/23/2011 at 4:37am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 4:17am / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Love

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

by rhartnett11 / 04/23/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

by HotACE / 04/22/2011 at 1:08am / Intimacy