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EvilPotato

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 18663
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
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Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

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Liked!<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41855) - you deserved it (5610)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55472) - you deserved it (12898)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

#16268137
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12972) - you deserved it (38559)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28027) - you deserved it (3952)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

#16248268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28170) - you deserved it (5107)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37782) - you deserved it (10277)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61898) - you deserved it (9677)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20262) - you deserved it (60870)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

#16199219
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9642) - you deserved it (27510)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (16097)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9594) - you deserved it (64420)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76906) - you deserved it (23615)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

#16176311
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14547) - you deserved it (24545)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:17pm - misc - by ihatelife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110705) - you deserved it (15428)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (4870)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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