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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 33377
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>tacobaby</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:50pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 4:13pm<b>Phabia</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:18am<b>shay_serendipity</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:47pm<b>LORDLYPSO</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:04am<b>vampivy23</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:31pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:29am<b>rocker_chick105</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Darkblade21</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 3:56pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:40am<b>pete9913</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:33pm<b>LilsBills300</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:28am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:59pm<b>kaet</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:37am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:15am<b>LVtaytay</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:47pm<b>oceancandy24</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:42am

Fucked!<b>LORDLYPSO</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (48086)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38193) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13861) - you deserved it (60470)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7689) - you deserved it (72899)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8706) - you deserved it (52321)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8506) - you deserved it (63284)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22207) - you deserved it (18505)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47632) - you deserved it (5030)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48949) - you deserved it (9206)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52114) - you deserved it (17639)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML

#16328382
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (3281)

On 05/24/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML

#16328012
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (7614)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

#16294249
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27794) - you deserved it (3334)

On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76723) - you deserved it (4015)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (5927)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)



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