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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 21463
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
IAmScrubs
LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

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Liked!<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

#16393270
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9899) - you deserved it (46913)

On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8334) - you deserved it (47801)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37945) - you deserved it (5731)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12261) - you deserved it (57879)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (70527)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7789) - you deserved it (49350)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7863) - you deserved it (60567)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22036) - you deserved it (18432)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44799) - you deserved it (4745)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47355) - you deserved it (9019)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51884) - you deserved it (17602)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML

#16328382
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (3101)

On 05/24/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML

#16328012
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24784) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm - work - by Seriously (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

#16294249
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (3322)

On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73895) - you deserved it (3821)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom



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