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EvilPotato

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 28041
  • Number of comments : 1206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About EvilPotato : I think it's safe to say I have the largest list of fellow FMLers.


My favorite people on this site are:
Iamnotmyself
DocBastard
Perdix
Flockz
KaySL
Enonymous
Every1luvsboners
Dolphinchedder
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LiveLaughFML
CryMoreFML's
ImmaB3AST
Freeze
Shrike
StoryOfTheYear
13FTW
Doortje
DrDillIonReese
Keyman1212
Sirin
Alan
Quite_Insane
Me
Me
Did I mention myself? I forget.

My so- so list consists of:
Murdocholmes

My hate list on FML consists of:
Fighterboy11
haw008
araum365 (for extreme amounts of stupidity)

EvilPotato's page activity

Visits<b>adautumnfan</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:40pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 1:56am<b>MissApplePie</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 6:44am<b>farcryjohn</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:15pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>Roythetickler</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:59am<b>jamieros</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:36am<b>Supersid333</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:07am<b>ihartmytdi</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:20pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:47pm<b>bearclawz44</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:21pm<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 5:54pm<b>bobohobo</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:21pm<b>HPCullen251</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 4:13pm<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 9:06am<b>cmonger</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 9:55pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 11:38am<b>xninix</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:23am

Liked!<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:57am<b>TheCookieComet</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:54pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:47pm

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EvilPotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I summoned the courage to call mah abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't u go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. mega FML

#20628087
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53416) - you deserved it (6572)

On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I overhered my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a vrtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

#20627653
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51244) - you deserved it (6818)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51564) - you deserved it (10618)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML

#20627067
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62393) - you deserved it (3330)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers fir Glee did not write ( Bohemian Rhapsody ) an that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them!! We're both 17 yeres old, an she reacted by kicking a chair at me!! FML

#20626458
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44174) - you deserved it (3123)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML

#20625530
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52365) - you deserved it (3334)

On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54135) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

#20624720
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49963) - you deserved it (4707)

On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112723)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

2day I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week . real FML

#20607123
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55521) - you deserved it (7805)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, while mah boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", an "Babe 4" . FML

#20607010
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55797) - you deserved it (6820)

On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States

Today, I lerend what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. mega FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50654) - you deserved it (7191)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

#20605608
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54887) - you deserved it (6859)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I lerend two things. Frst, mah grlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 month we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58539) - you deserved it (5685)

On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65986) - you deserved it (12674)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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