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About EvilPandaxD : Becky✌
Kik - BeckysDREAM
Girl gamer c: freaking love shooters x)
I'm shy but friendly and accept anyone c: message me..?
YouTube has had a big impact on my life and I love to watch people like Pewdiepie, Jacksgap, ChaoticMonki (Cryotic •_•), TheSyndicateProject, Jenna Marbles and loads more x)
I love music, playing and listening. :D my favourite artist have got to be SWS, Skrillex, MonsterCat, Deadmau5, Noisestorm, and Krewellla ^_^
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Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML
Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
Friday 18 April 2014