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EvilLilCupcake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1837
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)

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Fucked!<b>SampleSext</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:33am

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EvilLilCupcake's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

by santa_maria / 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm / Reunion / Love

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

by 800z / 08/16/2011 at 2:44am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML

by me / 08/07/2011 at 3:22am / United States / Holidays

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy

Today, while helping my aunts with a garage sale, I sold a relish tray that looked like my mothers. When I put stuff away, I found items of my mothers tagged. Turns out, instead of holding onto my dead mother's items for me until I can store them, they've been selling them at discount prices. FML

by buysavings / 09/20/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

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Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

by Eh... / 07/19/2009 at 3:25am / Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast') / Work

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

by Salaryman / 02/15/2009 at 1:21am / Philippines (Rizal) / Work