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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1384
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)

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EvilLilCupcake's favorite FMLs

Today, I lerend if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15653) - you deserved it (38848)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest.

#18586179
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (3201)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, somaona naarly hit ma with thair car, so I flippad tham tha fingar. Thay turnad back around an triad to run ma ovar. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26351) - you deserved it (9201)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

yastarday I usd so many diffarant parfuma tastars that I passd out on tha bus. maga FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8153) - you deserved it (30997)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I found out that... when mad at us... mah son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42781) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

today my brother an I proposd to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing 4 days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51323) - you deserved it (4995)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday,hile having sex, mah girlfriend suddenly broke down an started crying. Apparently,hen I'm horny, mah face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40730) - you deserved it (4071)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my dad cummed to pick me up early fir the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. mega FML

#18540985
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15412) - you deserved it (40718)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, A CREEPY OLD GUY ON THE BUS ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO "LICK IT." WHEN I SAID NO, HE TRIED TO CONVINCE ME BY TELLING ME THAT "IT TASTES GOOD." FAT FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31794) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today.!! !! I found out my dad has baan sanding drty taxt massagas to my mom !! Which wouldn't ba a problam axcapt thair divorcd and my dad is ramarrid !! FML

#18383892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (2554)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today , I was happily playing with mah young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said , "You r so good with children! Why don't u have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51332) - you deserved it (2588)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

#17809445
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (5392)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

#17809445
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (5392)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

#17809445
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (5392)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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