About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)
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Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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