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EvilLilCupcake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 827
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)

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EvilLilCupcake's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

#19226382
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24903) - you deserved it (4111)

On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8335) - you deserved it (52441) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28586) - you deserved it (2156)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9796) - you deserved it (31763)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5033) - you deserved it (35825)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22930) - you deserved it (3314)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (6943)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9708) - you deserved it (24916)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (8456)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36847) - you deserved it (2280)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (12219)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22794) - you deserved it (3465)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26702) - you deserved it (2049)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

#18599933
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44025) - you deserved it (5635)

On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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