About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)
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by biggirlsdocry / 03/06/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
by Bellend / 02/21/2012 at 2:00am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Mrs. Man / 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
by actor my ass / 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:45am / Russian Federation / Intimacy
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
by thathurt / 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Sophie / 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Transportation
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,…