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EvilLilCupcake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 996
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About EvilLilCupcake : Hello stalker! Since you seem interested, here are a few things about me. I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. But also can be very serious. I'm not a "grammer nazi" but typn lyk dis gets annoying. I use my phone most of the time so I hardly check messages. Thats about it. troll on my friends :)

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Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

#19777133
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (1715)

On 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10506) - you deserved it (40652)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (47857)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28252) - you deserved it (2799)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

#19442358
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11142) - you deserved it (16823)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25105) - you deserved it (9227)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32593) - you deserved it (2404)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (4999)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (4999)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (2070)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

#19332021
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24769) - you deserved it (4098)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (2403)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (4088)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

#19247694
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8432) - you deserved it (35703)

On 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm - kids - by mikey51 (man) - Australia

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

#19241359
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22926) - you deserved it (2536)

On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada



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