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Eviemeli

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Eviemeli : Either I have nothing at all to do or I am swamped with work... this life knows no compromises!

(though lately I suspect it's just because I procrastinate when I think I have nothing to do, and thus am swamped with work later... but it's fun to be in denial)

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Eviemeli's favorite FMLs

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34990) - you deserved it (2435)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30311) - you deserved it (2840)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19611) - you deserved it (2466)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (3864)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (5822)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

#18950332
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20237) - you deserved it (2799)

On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17141) - you deserved it (6543)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21206) - you deserved it (2538)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3037)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11445) - you deserved it (28691)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (3881)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30673) - you deserved it (4090)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)



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