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About Every1luvsfmls : Just a man with some kids in the van.. IT RHYMES

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Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML


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On 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by higgles15 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML


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On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML


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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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