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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1989 (26 years)
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About Eventuality : Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.

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Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32687) - you deserved it (3355)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML


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