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Eventuality
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Eventuality : Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.

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Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (2527)

On 09/19/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by LawStudent (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20629) - you deserved it (6092)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm - misc - by Why_Not31 - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (4023)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by hipprep83 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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