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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (2380)

On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84406) - you deserved it (3643)

On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58615) - you deserved it (3190)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my 63 years old neighbor jumped out of his window… I was the first to find him alive, naked and stuck in a bush… I shouldn’t have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance to rescue him… he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on… for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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