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EvanTn
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10762) - you deserved it (39133)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (5943)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32068) - you deserved it (4105)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8632) - you deserved it (73446)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35749) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)



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