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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (44986)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36238) - you deserved it (6811)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38778) - you deserved it (4790)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (102275)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44368) - you deserved it (3481)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)



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