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About Evaloscity : Chill Alaskan teenager.Swag is for boys.I'm Jacob Schooley, I'm 18 years old, i bike & snowboard, play guitar, a major gamer. Hella nerd ahah.Can't wait to get out of this town.Hit me up on Facebook.

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