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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2874
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Euphorically : Hi. I take pleasure in others' misfortune. I'm home.

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Euphorically's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12465) - you deserved it (32311)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46513) - you deserved it (4851)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

#17418352
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (5342)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56842) - you deserved it (5699)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (7022)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44141) - you deserved it (7874)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41873) - you deserved it (28610)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

#14825701
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (6007)

On 02/03/2011 at 11:42am - misc - by Kere (man) - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (2636)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112032) - you deserved it (15210)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57953) - you deserved it (10567)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17483) - you deserved it (48347)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (2624)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

#13825222
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29147) - you deserved it (5084)

On 11/13/2010 at 8:24am - love - by sadinmass (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47160) - you deserved it (17347)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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