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by oxymorons / 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
by only1bigdogme / 09/03/2011 at 1:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Panda_Bearr / 09/03/2011 at 12:33am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
by woodre / 09/02/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Money
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
by wtf3456 / 08/31/2011 at 5:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
by Trimacle / 08/24/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
by bathroomgirl / 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it.… Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time.… Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…