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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work
by YeahWhatOkay / 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by mer / 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids
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