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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3616
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Euphorically : Hi. I take pleasure in others' misfortune. I'm home.

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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
963 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73434) - you deserved it (427496)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264870) - you deserved it (59758)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
748 comments

I agree, your life sucks (780776) - you deserved it (82916)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML

#15703
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47287) - you deserved it (4189)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by YeahWhatOkay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21871) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (14181)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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