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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (22 years)
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About Euphemism : Some people needs education. Grammar Nazi is here for an reason. I\'m not one of them, but I do enjoy their effort and their entertainment.
I\'m just a blunt guy, but sometimes I can be very cofusing, but I do it on purpose. Some people would consider that as an \"trolling\". I do \"troll\" for an reason, mostly to entertainment others, or myself.. Since people see \"blunt\" they take it as a weed.. So here, a better word to define blunt.
eu·phe·mism [yoo-fuh-miz-uhm]
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To pass away” is a euphemism for “to die.”

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Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML


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