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About Euphemism : Some people needs education. Grammar Nazi is here for an reason. I\'m not one of them, but I do enjoy their effort and their entertainment.
I\'m just a blunt guy, but sometimes I can be very cofusing, but I do it on purpose. Some people would consider that as an \"trolling\". I do \"troll\" for an reason, mostly to entertainment others, or myself.. Since people see \"blunt\" they take it as a weed.. So here, a better word to define blunt.
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To pass away” is a euphemism for “to die.”
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014