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Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36907) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (3839)

On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (2230)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by mcpeepants (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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