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Ethan428

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ethan428's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML

by cuntocracy / 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

by danggit3290 / 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy