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Erycina
  • Town/Country : Fes, Morocco
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16512) - you deserved it (80485)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

#15165493
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12294) - you deserved it (34845)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28691) - you deserved it (2991)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42747) - you deserved it (12546)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (6650)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9064) - you deserved it (59864)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26008) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9205) - you deserved it (36997)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (1947)

On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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907 comments

I agree, your life sucks (328796) - you deserved it (35684)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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