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Erycina
  • Town/Country : Fes, Morocco
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13391) - you deserved it (64127)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

#15165493 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (10071) - you deserved it (26689)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (25225) - you deserved it (2417)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (39414) - you deserved it (10447)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (25746) - you deserved it (5391)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (48595)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my Film class. He has an idea for a film: 'shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill'. He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (7500) - you deserved it (27820)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (20165) - you deserved it (1414)

On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (851)

I agree, your life sucks (233245) - you deserved it (20075)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (708)

I agree, your life sucks (349150) - you deserved it (23621)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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