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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3167
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Errrka_Whale : Well since you found my page I might as well let you know that I am a crazy cat lady that has hung out with the same 2 friends for the past 12 years.
I don't have much of a life apart from my job as an architectural drafter, but in my free time I draw houses and take care of my cat and bearded dragon. I love asian food and rap music, but I despise velvet. Thanks for reading!

Errrka_Whale's page activity

Visits<b>pred8885</b> - the 12/01/2016 at 9:53am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 5:14pm<b>claudiajean</b> - the 11/13/2016 at 8:25pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 10:38am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:40pm<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 8:23pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 7:53pm<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 6:57pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 6:06pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 10:52am<b>Unlovable_Me</b> - the 11/08/2016 at 9:14am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 10/31/2016 at 2:31am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/27/2016 at 8:38pm<b>MessedUpLife00</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 1:10pm<b>beyslay</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 8:12pm<b>guy_incognito___</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 12:30pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 10:52am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:29pm

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 12:07am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:36pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:55am<b>marinade18</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:09pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:00am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:28am<b>elmoisded</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:09pm<b>LPisLame</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:53pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:56am<b>ArnoDorian</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:29am<b>pizza12</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:07am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:42am<b>john181997</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:58am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:55pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:21pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:55pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:19pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:13pm

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Errrka_Whale's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2016 at 8:50am / Work

Today, one of my friends bought a wedding dress for her upcoming wedding. My other friend intends to propose to her boyfriend and ordered rings. I too made a purchase: a pair of socks for myself. FML

by PairOfSocks / 10/17/2016 at 4:55pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Love

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

by anonymous / 09/04/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2016 at 12:09am / Kids

Today, I'm filling in as a secretary. My only job is to answer the phone. So far the phone has rung three times: when I was in the bathroom, when I went to get the mail and when I was shredding papers where there is no phone. Everyone here thinks I am slacking off. FML

by mdimanzy / 06/06/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

by jlw1998 / 04/25/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 4:25am / Health

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

by nerp / 03/29/2016 at 3:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 8:07am / Intimacy