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Errrka_Whale

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1974
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Errrka_Whale : Hello! My name is Erika! I am currently an aspiring residential drafter, and an avid cat lover. When I'm not at school I am working at my favorite fast food restaurant. I have been on FML for years but I have never commented, but I enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others.

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Visits<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 8:31am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Evocator</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:18pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 4:37pm<b>A07</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 10:16pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:14pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:42pm<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:35am<b>Dramori</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:22am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:39am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:39am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 3:37pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 2:37am<b>CyberSeeker</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:13am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>tophilis</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:10pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:53am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 5:05am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:43am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:23pm<b>potionowl</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:40am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:03am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:29pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:05am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:48pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:46pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 11:38pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:04pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:00am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 11:14am<b>totallylosing</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:44am<b>totallybananas</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:23am

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Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (8941)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

#21454460
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22559) - you deserved it (1983)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by Mrs. W. (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

#21450122
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2033)

On 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm - love - by single and unbuggered (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

#21442630
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (4293)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26937) - you deserved it (1864)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (4774)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (12937)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

#21421616
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (4331)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

#21421616
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (4331)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

#21376248
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (5917)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (3356)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44473) - you deserved it (20553)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (3132)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States



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