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Erissa
  • Town/Country : Kennesaw
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 867
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Erissa : I'm Elissa, and that's all you really need to know about me on here

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Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21019) - you deserved it (3076)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my own butt. FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50905) - you deserved it (3658)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28405) - you deserved it (32118)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)



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