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by daughterofanazi / 02/08/2012 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Love
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
by KaySchrages92 / 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
by kemando / 10/06/2011 at 6:20am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both… Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper.… Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead.…