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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35464) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (10591) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32231) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
276 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
56 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35317) - you deserved it (21444)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

#16324366
91 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

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176 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States



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