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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EricaCookies : If you like doctor who and/or the hunger games, we WILL get along.


I am a book nerd :3

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Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9910) - you deserved it (32328)

On 09/07/2010 at 11:36am - health - by speedstick - United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25404) - you deserved it (10602)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML


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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML


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