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  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 March 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14881) - you deserved it (1662)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML

#7766236 (285)

I agree, your life sucks (18652) - you deserved it (5734)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (2709)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

#5274396 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (26522) - you deserved it (1945)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was late for a medical school seminar and test. A SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me. I held pressure to gushing lacerated artery until EMS arrived. He lived, but I might have to repeat the whole year because I missed a big test. The test? Emergency response medicine. FML

#4459199 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (50819) - you deserved it (1625)

On 08/11/2009 at 8:58pm - work - by doctorchick (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

#4433335 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (32054)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML

#3509124 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (9020) - you deserved it (47217)

On 07/05/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by colorblind (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a TV show about people with shopping addictions. One girl was $15,000 in debt and I thought how horrible it would be to live with that. Then I realized that I'm in medical school and currently $135,000 in debt. At least they have something to show for their debt. FML

#2691460 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (37761) - you deserved it (6112)

On 06/07/2009 at 1:54pm - money - by DebtedToSociety (man) - United States (Michigan)



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