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EpicBoobs
  • Town/Country : Volendam, The netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 49395
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EpicBoobs : I have a quite disturbing sense of humor.

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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20844) - you deserved it (65936)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, as a respected artist I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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101 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 5:04am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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275 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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