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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50729
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EpicBoobs : I have a quite disturbing sense of humor.

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Today, as a respected artist I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

#1284029
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45764) - you deserved it (15800)

On 04/24/2009 at 5:04am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19217) - you deserved it (59944)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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