About EpicBlondie89 : I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. Now unbunch your panties. Entertain me. Lurking since 2010, figured I'd finally make a profile. I'm divorced with 2 kids. I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I'm very blunt and sarcastic, so don't take me too seriously. It is, after all, the internet. Messages are welcome, I just now realized the app on my new phone can receive them. :)
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by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
by mustachioed / 09/29/2012 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by emilyhendrix0414 / 09/28/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Animals
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
by unhappy wifey / 09/28/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Oregon) / Love