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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1071
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EpicBlondie89 : I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. Now unbunch your panties. Entertain me. Lurking since 2010, figured I'd finally make a profile. I'm divorced with 2 kids. I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I'm very blunt and sarcastic, so don't take me too seriously. It is, after all, the internet. Messages are welcome, I just now realized the app on my new phone can receive them. :)

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Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25470) - you deserved it (3361)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36325) - you deserved it (3741)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16448) - you deserved it (17098)

On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (6139)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22898) - you deserved it (3730)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22845) - you deserved it (6822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

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