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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1437
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EpicBlondie89 : I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. Now unbunch your panties. Entertain me. Lurking since 2010, figured I'd finally make a profile. I'm divorced with 2 kids. I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I'm very blunt and sarcastic, so don't take me too seriously. It is, after all, the internet. Messages are welcome, I just now realized the app on my new phone can receive them. :)

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EpicBlondie89's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

by mustachioed / 09/29/2012 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

by emilyhendrix0414 / 09/28/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Animals

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

by unhappy wifey / 09/28/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

by Display / 09/27/2012 at 12:10am / Health