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EpicBlondie89

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EpicBlondie89

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EpicBlondie89 : I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. Now unbunch your panties. Entertain me. Lurking since 2010, figured I'd finally make a profile. I'm divorced with 2 kids. I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I'm very blunt and sarcastic, so don't take me too seriously. It is, after all, the internet. Messages are welcome, I just now realized the app on my new phone can receive them. :)

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EpicBlondie89's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (3065)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (3452)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

#20093112
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14683) - you deserved it (15168)

On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

#20091999
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17277) - you deserved it (5642)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

#20091884
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (3422)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

#20090663
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19837) - you deserved it (6357) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version



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