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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 January 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3367
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Entheatus : I am a Chinese Animal Biology student at the University of Guelph in Ontario.

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Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by phansmootchie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML


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On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by chee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML


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