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Entheatus
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2398
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Entheatus : I am a Chinese Animal Biology student at the University of Guelph in Ontario.

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Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (2487)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14249) - you deserved it (19602)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

#18568440
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32601) - you deserved it (3950)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
154 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

#18566755
147 comments

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22948) - you deserved it (3365)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
140 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

#18563355
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (4828)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
156 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
291 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
228 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

#18560228
137 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (1707)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)



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