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by lalala / 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Intimacy
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
by insomnia / 12/22/2011 at 10:23am / United States / Work
by JackSteely / 12/22/2011 at 7:04am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Florida) / Love
by sninapeters / 12/22/2011 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Tey / 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by tacoboy27 / 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
by BGood / 12/21/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Love
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
by Derpina / 12/21/2011 at 10:33am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by cmolloy / 12/21/2011 at 9:40am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make… Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time.… Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend,"…