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About Entheatus : I am a Chinese Animal Biology student at the University of Guelph in Ontario.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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