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by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by jriese444 / 12/23/2011 at 10:45am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by johncabbot25 / 12/23/2011 at 5:53am / Canada / Love
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by shrdlu / 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by justnance / 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…