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Entheatus

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2750
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Entheatus : I am a Chinese Animal Biology student at the University of Guelph in Ontario.

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Entheatus's favorite FMLs

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10844) - you deserved it (27302)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML

#18590110
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26807) - you deserved it (4186)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26015) - you deserved it (4319)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33168) - you deserved it (4164)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

#18587898
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22366) - you deserved it (2805)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31312) - you deserved it (3052)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (4924)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30722) - you deserved it (3193)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26276) - you deserved it (9180)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

#18585273
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (19713)

On 12/23/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7656) - you deserved it (30862)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21418) - you deserved it (3657)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30542) - you deserved it (4069) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8123) - you deserved it (30892)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)



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