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Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)
Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)
Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm - health - by billiams15 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Bullocks (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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