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About EnterSandman : Just a dude that's had too many concussions and works 3rd shift so my brain has a rather strange thought process (when it has a thought process).

I love metal, so I give myself even more concussions head banging to the likes of Metallica, etc. I also do a bit of writing in my spare time since I take sleep aids that give me really weird dreams that could make awesome books (if I ever actually finish one and get it published, that is).

If I click on your account, don't worry. I just have the app on my iPhone and sometimes fat thumbs make it difficult to thumb comments, or your picture looked hilarious but was too small to see without clicking on. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to look at this (I think). If you happened to click this profile by mistake, don't worry. I won't hunt you down and release thousands of fire ants in your bed, I like my world drama-free.

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Today , I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in mah back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled mah back. FML

#18876048
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38276) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12273)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I realized mah wife often switche the TV channel from the crime drama we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switche back once I've left. She's probably been doing this fir years. mega FML

#18592801
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (3160)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND TOLD ME LOVE IS LYK A DRUG. I STARTED TEARING UP BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC HE HAS BEEN IN A WHILE. HE THEN WENT ON TO BREAK UP WITH ME , TELLING ME THAT MAH ( PRESCRIPTION IS UP ). FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (3182)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, boyfriand broka up with ma via tha madium of fraa-styla rapping. maga FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (4243)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, I hered mah alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready 4 work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently mah alarm never actually went off. mega FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32378) - you deserved it (5610)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, it was my frst time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24536) - you deserved it (2202)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went into hospital and was bieng treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here , I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well , at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21106) - you deserved it (5260)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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