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About EnterFMLHere : On here due to boredom, if you're reading this you're bored too! Send me a message and we shall talk about how bored we are :p

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Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

#38126
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (3584)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (7277)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

#4944
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
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I agree, your life sucks (19770) - you deserved it (3480)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)



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