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Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by lolomg (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - intimacy - by BlootheBawss - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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