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EngageZoo5
  • Town/Country : Colorado , Colorado
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EngageZoo5 : Hola,
I have been reading fmls for quite sometime but never made an account. My user name is also my gamer tag XBL if under 16 do not friend request me. No offense. Anyway I like to skate, play the drums, weld, play frisbee golf with my dog glacier, and I can ride my bike with no handle bars =]

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