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by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by alone / 02/14/2011 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
by Username / 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
by embarrassed2 / 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by shadowfigure / 01/23/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
by mortified / 01/22/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by blueberry_hill / 12/11/2010 at 11:16am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
- Today, I let an employee go. She emailed me later to tell me she had calculated her monthly budget… Today, I took the biggest shit ever. Problem: I'm in Thailand where the sewage system really sucks,… Today, I landed an interview with my schools work study program. After waiting an hour after it was…