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EnchiladaTaco
  • Town/Country : Yakima, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 750
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83550) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83550) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113431) - you deserved it (6692)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113431) - you deserved it (6692)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113431) - you deserved it (6692)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100410) - you deserved it (4571)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162828) - you deserved it (22130)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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