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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1767
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmyB : Feel free to message me!! I love meeting new people, discovering new things, being weird, MUSIC and baking :)

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Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64078) - you deserved it (15770)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML


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