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EmyB
  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1039
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmyB : Feel free to message me!! I love meeting new people, discovering new things, being weird, MUSIC and baking :)

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Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53260) - you deserved it (11235)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (4897)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version



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