EmyB

Search for a member

EmyB

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1998
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmyB : Feel free to message me!! I love meeting new people, discovering new things, being weird, MUSIC and baking :)

EmyB's page activity

Visits<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 8:33am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 1:44pm<b>davered89</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 5:34pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:18pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:10am<b>CassidyQueen98</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:13pm<b>hahatofunny</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:04pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 9:02am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 10:19pm<b>Kirbyzx</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 4:18pm<b>Gemma_Mansonite</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 6:50am<b>harrysphone</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 3:30pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 3:43am<b>marleybree</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 3:56am<b>bpbpbp1</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:12pm<b>amanimonster101</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 10:50pm<b>Jondw</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 10:52am<b>BlankSteve</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 2:14pm

Fucked!<b>davered89</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 11:34pm

EmyB's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of EmyB's badges

EmyB's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

by Ariel_Mariaa / 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

by Freechbear / 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

by CaseyFpC85 / 09/11/2011 at 11:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

by Karin / 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

by sydneybourgeois / 08/13/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

by jbthedude / 08/05/2011 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Health

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy