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EmreArslan
  • Town/Country : The Hague, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1422
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EmreArslan : I'm using the Iphone App on my Ipod Touch. Nothing else to say, you still can pm me

***I have read all the FML's ;)***
so i just come back on weekly.
Have been on fmylife since 2009 ^^
And have this account since 2011
And even succesfully told a moderator that an FML that was posted couple of weeks ago was already posted a longer time ago :) man do i have a life or what!

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Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
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I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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I agree, your life sucks (22118) - you deserved it (7259)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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